Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Are you shitting me?

This photo is of my sons big comfy bed in his awesomely comfy room. That being said he has told me that he wants to attend a Key Largo trip with his classmates in June of 2012, which will only cost me 1200.00.
Okay now I have to ask if my child has me himself. So here is the list of reasons I gave him to bring him back down to earth and off his marine school trip...

** You can't fall asleep without me holding your hand. Yes people, he is the size of a grown man but he can't go to sleep without holding my hand.
** You will only eat chicken nuggets, pizza, and ramon noodles. Um, I don't think the teachers are gonna want to cater to your dietary needs.
** You've never spent the night away from home nor have you ever had a friend sleep over cause that would jack up the whole 'my mom holds my hand till I fall asleep' thing.
** You can't sleep without your king size fluffy blanket or your creepy green body pillow. And something tells me that they won't let you on the plane with your memory foam mattress neither.

The rules would have to be that starting today, he will sleep alone, he will eat what we eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and he will spend the night away from home without getting home sick. He will need to accomplish these before November 11th as that's when the first non refundable deposit of 400.00 is due. Good luck with that little man...