Black Friday 2011...

This was supposed to be an awesome year to attend Black Friday cause it was the first time Chandler ask to join us. I was gonna show him a great time.

But at about 9:45 pm, Kenny decided that he really was too old and tired to go sit at the Target for two hours just to fight for a 40 inch TV. Needless to say, we had to break the news to our little trooper who was less that thrilled that we were gonna miss the crowds.

So off to bed we went at 11:00 pm, then I woke up at 3:00 am and thought what are we doing in the bed when there is some serious bitch fighting over some Christmas presents and we missing it. I poked Kenny in the butt and said, "Hey, let's go shopping." Then ran and jumped on Chandlers bed to tell him to hop up and let's go fighting, I mean shopping.

So here we are at my moms bedroom door at 3:21 am to head out.

We went to the Target first to find about 15 cars in the parking lot. One of the cashiers was all, "Um, you missed the crowd by about an hour. We've been dead for a little bit." But as luck would have it, I did still score a couple of items that I really wanted at a great price. Then off to Walmart we went and that cashier tells us that the damn fire marshall had to come out and drag some people out as they had reached their occupancy limit. See what I missed cause my husband is old and tired.....I'm gonna have to trade him in for a newer model. Shit!

But on the upside I didn't have to throw any bitch fits this year, I was very calm and loving throughout the day. It was awesome.

Happy Thanksgiving....

This is actually my first without my Daddy, so at some point I must have decided that I really didn't care to even have Thanksgiving due to him not being here cause I couldn't even get up the energy to vacuum.

But I ended up hosting it at my house as my mom and sister in law Barbara both had cateracts surgery the day before so they were useless and makeupless.

So in their honor my sister in law, Stephanie and I decided that we should be a little less attractive for this blessed event. When they come in we were at my scrap table reading the Black Friday ads and when we put our papers down this is what they saw. Let me just tell you they felt a lot better about looking some homeless bitches who can't afford makeup.

And since my brother, Johnny brought some ice cream to the November birthdays that had been half eaten. I made sure to eat some of the carrot cake that my mom made for Thanksgiving the night before. And yes, he had the nerve to say, "Did you bring a used cake to the table?" Um, yes cause you brought some used ice cream to the birthday party.