Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Damn the Tennessee vehicle title office....

Let me just run down the bullshit list of things I've had to do to get our old car out of our driveway and into my nephews driveway.

** Bank that held the loan sent my original title to an address I lived at 5 fucking years ago. I mean you'd think those bitches would be smart enough to try to contact a bitch before sending something like that out.
** They sent me a Release of Lien so that I could go to the Tag office and apply for my replacement title. Oh yeah, and I lost the first one and they had to send me another. I will tag the blame for fucking this part up cause it took another week to get the second release letter.
** Take off work early to drive to the other side of town to the tag office only to be told that the car has a name of Kerry as my husband. Well bitch I'd say that is the states fault cause it has read like that for the past five years.
** Have to have Kenny fill out an affidavit stating that his name is not Kerry nor has ever been Kerry. And he also had to fill out a Power of Attorney for me to be able to get a replacement title that is in both our names.
** Took my entire lunch yesterday to go to the title place in downtown Nashville, actually had them print me a new title with the correct names.
** Signed the back of the title leaving the amount blank as my criminal nephew doesn't want to pay the state taxes on the whole amount.
** He calls Kenny today ask him to write 500.00 dollars in the price slot. Kenny being the brilliant man that I know and love has written 5.00. To which my well educated criminal nephew scratches out and writes 500.00 dollars.
** The tag place tells him that they can't get him a new title until he gets a notarized letter from me and Kenny stating that we sold him the car for 500.00 because he fucking tampered with the title.

I swear if he goes down there tomorrow with that letter and they don't get that car out of my name, I will go down there and show my fat ass....I mean a giant shit storm with being hitting that office around 4 tomorrow.
By the it has taken to go through all this bullshit I could have built the some bitch a car.....